HISTORY
Here’s an unwittingly funny convo i envisioned that would most likely to happen IF and ONLY IF I would get the chance to be in a catfight with the most adorable
girlfriendof my one and only LOVE.me to her: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
her to me: YOU’RE THE PAST, I’M THE PRESENT.
me to her: WITHOUT THE PAST THERE’S NO FUTURE.
her to me: WE CLICKED, YOU SUCKED.
me to her: YOU MAY HAVE CHEMISTRY BUT ASIDE FROM HAVING HISTORY WITH HIM, I KNOW HIS ANATOMY.
her to me: HISTORY IS OVER.
me to her: HISTORY IS BOUND TO REPEAT ITSELF.
her to me: YOU’RE THE PAST, I’M THE PRESENT, THAT’S WHY I’M CALLED THE GIFT.
me to her: GIFTS ARE THROWN AWAY AFTER SOME TIME.
her to me: I’M HIS GIRLFRIEND.
me to her: YES HONEY, YOU’RE THE ONLY GIRLFRIEND, BUT YOU AREN’T HIS ONLY GIRL.
(and lots of bitchslapping and spanking after that…)
Smart truth baby. Deal with it.
