June 2009
17 posts
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juliennelapid:
Here’s an unwittingly funny convo i envisioned that would most likely to happen IF and ONLY IF I would get the chance to be in a catfight with the most adorable girlfriend of my one and only LOVE.
me to her: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
her to me: YOU’RE THE PAST, I’M THE PRESENT.
me to her: WITHOUT THE PAST THERE’S NO FUTURE.
her to me: WE CLICKED, YOU SUCKED.
me to her: YOU MAY...
AINT NOBODY BANG IT LIKE ME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
SHE AINT GOT THAT BOOM LIKE I DO
Oh babe is it true that you can’t even do the things I do Are you missing this love I used to give to you Had you coming in the front door Leaving out the back at night Oh babe, oh babe
Oh babe do you stay up all night thinking how I did you right Are you missing all the ways I used to keep it tight I’m the only one who knows all the freaky things you like Oh babe, oh babe
She...
IF YOU LOVE ME HERE, YOU'LL LOVE ME THERE TOO.... →
STONED.
187.
pokergirl:
todayilived:
I hung out with my ex. We are still good friends. We hang out still very often, but it is only painfully plutonic. We have been on and off for the past four years, mostly on, but we’re still very close. We were watching tv, and I just wanted to get up and tell her:
I want to call you sweetheart, baby, babe, honey. I want to be able to call to you without using...
“There’s one thing I want to say, so I’ll be brave.You were what I wanted I gave...”
– Your Ex-Lover is Dead (via pokergirl)
“I will walk out the door and never look back, never return his calls, never open...”
– David Sedaris (When You Are Engulfed In Flames)
May 2009
39 posts
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<3 Jules
“Honestly, if you’re not willing to sound stupid you don’t deserve to...”
– Emily Friehl - A Lot Like Love
TACO BELL
Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him. Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell? Regina: I can’t go to taco bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you’re so stupid!
WHO DOES SHE THINKS SHE IS?
I LIKE INVENTED HER.
Collecting Trash
If, for example, I see a beer bottle left on a park bench I’ll pick it up and toss it into the nearest garbage can, which is usually no more than a few feet away. then I say, “Stupid lazy asshole couldn’t be bothered to throw away his own fucking bottle.”
- When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris
IMMACON YO!
EVERYONE MISSES HIGHSCHOOL. I MISS MY ALMOST-ALWAYS-VACANT-CHAIR. <3
“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until...”
– Charles M. Schulz
“I said: ” I LOVE YOU.”
He said: “WHY?”
I said:...”
– jlvblapid
“LOVE is like a little old woman, and a little old man who are still friends even...”
– ??
“YOU CAN’T FIGHT FATE; WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS.”
– ?
“IF I WERE TO WRITE A BURN BOOK, YOU’D BE IN EVERY SINGLE PAGE OF IT.”
– jlvblapid
“YOU TAKE THE PIECES OF THE DREAMS THAT YOU HAVE. CAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THE...”
– KEANE
“Yeah, I’m so good at forgetting. And i quit every game i play. But,...”
– - John Mayer
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