I'M ON SUPERSONIC BOOM!

HISTORY

juliennelapid:

Here’s an unwittingly funny convo i envisioned that would most likely to happen IF and ONLY IF I would get the chance to be in a catfight with the most adorable girlfriend of my one and only LOVE.

me to her: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

her to me: YOU’RE THE PAST, I’M THE PRESENT.

me to her: WITHOUT THE PAST THERE’S NO FUTURE.

her to me: WE CLICKED, YOU SUCKED.

me to her: YOU MAY HAVE CHEMISTRY BUT ASIDE FROM HAVING HISTORY WITH HIM, I KNOW HIS ANATOMY.

her to me: HISTORY IS OVER.

me to her: HISTORY IS BOUND TO REPEAT ITSELF.

her to me: YOU’RE THE PAST, I’M THE PRESENT, THAT’S WHY I’M CALLED THE GIFT.

me to her: GIFTS ARE THROWN AWAY AFTER SOME TIME.

her to me: I’M HIS GIRLFRIEND.

me to her: YES HONEY, YOU’RE THE ONLY GIRLFRIEND, BUT YOU AREN’T HIS ONLY GIRL.

(and lots of bitchslapping and spanking after that…)

Smart truth baby. Deal with it.

AINT NOBODY BANG IT LIKE ME.

YOU KNOW THAT.

SHE AINT GOT THAT BOOM LIKE I DO

Oh babe is it true that you can’t even do the things I do
Are you missing this love I used to give to you
Had you coming in the front door
Leaving out the back at night
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe do you stay up all night thinking how I did you right
Are you missing all the ways I used to keep it tight
I’m the only one who knows all the freaky things you like
Oh babe, oh babe

She ain’t got that boom like I do
And she don’t move the room like I do
And she ain’t got the jump in her trunk
Or the bump that you want
And the girl ain’t got the moves like I do

And she ain’t got that boom like I do
And she don’t move the room like I do
And she don’t put that curl in your toes
When she makes her body roll
And the girl don’t work it slow like I do

Oh babe is it true that one day you called her my name
It was then that you knew that it didn’t feel the same
Down deep in your mind got you boning me again
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe don’t pretend that your girls love is as good as mine
If it was you wouldn’t be calling me all the time
This love so good and the first thing on your mind
Oh babe, oh babe

KISS ASS YO!

STONED.